December 2011
18 posts
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“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in...”
–  Shirley Temple
Dec 24th
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“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in...”
– Jay Leno
Dec 23rd
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“Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren’t for Christmas...”
– ~Benny Hill, British comedian
Dec 22nd
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“Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.”
– Mao Tse-Tung
Dec 21st
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“There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and...”
– ~ Erma Bombeck (1927-1996), American author and humorist. 
Dec 20th
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“When the missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land....”
– Bishop Desmond Tutu
Dec 19th
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“The reason we start a war is to fight a war, win a war, thereby causing no more...”
– George W Bush
Dec 18th
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“China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.”
– French President Charles de Gaulle
Dec 17th
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“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.”
–  —Ronald Reagan
Dec 16th
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“She’s a wonderful, wonderful person, and we’re looking to a happy...”
– Sen. Ted Kennedy, speaking about his then-fiancee, Victoria Reggie
Dec 15th
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“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it...”
– Groucho Marx 
Dec 14th
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“I’m not sure who the original author is, so don’t go write an article about the...”
– Hermain Cain quoted from the Pokemon movie in his last speech.
Dec 11th
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“Some foreign states will act against a dictatorship only to gain their own...”
– ― Gene Sharp, From Dictatorship to Democracy
Dec 9th
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“We are what we repeatedly do.”
– Aristotle
Dec 8th
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“I’m not a good lover, but at least I’m fast.”
– Drew Carey, comedian
Dec 7th
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“I’ve got a little baby, I made him…He doesn’t speak, he’s 2…He’s a slow learner,...”
– Michael Mcintyre, British comedian
Dec 6th
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“Let the women play in more feminine clothes like they do in volleyball. They...”
– Sepp Blatter, FIFA president, giving advice on how to attract more followers to women’s sports
Dec 5th
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“Don’t argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement....”
– Chris Rock, comedian
Dec 4th
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